Can Acupuncture Make Me Rich?

A patient asked me: “Dr. Xu, can acupuncture me rich?”
“Yes.” I answered.
“How?” Patient asked again.
“Acupuncture can make you healthy and happy, that is the most important for rich.” I said.
The patient smiled and said “I am rich!”
Many people in the world who are very rich in money are not happy, they are sad, depressed, anxious, even killed themselves. They are very poor! 
Acupuncture can not only treat physical issues, but also emotional, and mental problems. So acupuncture may people rich!

Do you want to be rich? Come to try acupuncture!